Jo's First day at new school
Today is Jo first day at a new school.
Today is Jo first day at a new school.
I pick her up from school.
Me: Jo you good girl and behave yourself today at school?
Teacher: She is very cheeky today.
Jo: Laugh.
Teacher: Tell your mummy what you did?
Jo: Laugh
Teacher: I ask Jo why today she cannot sit still.
Me: Jo why you cannot sit still?
Jo : (did not answer)
Teacher: She tell me that there is something on her "pi ku" (buttock) 屁股 that's why she cannot sit still today!!!
Me: Fainted!!!!!
One morning my little precious woke up and as usual I'll get her, her milk.
Then after finish her milk I said, come on get up and go take your bath.
Little Precious: Mummy I'm sick
Me: Where pain? Tummy? Leg? Hand? Where? (mummy panic already)
Little Precious: My throat pain mummy. I want to see Doctor Tan.
Me: Jasswin we better take her see Doctor.
*Then my head suddenly ^ping ping^*
I was thinking if her throat pain then how can she finish her milk?
So i ask her if your throat pain how can you finish your milk?
She just chuckle. 低声轻笑。。
So she was thinking if she told me is sick then she don't have to go to school!!!
End up she still need to go to school.
CHILDREN!!!!!!
Today when i pick my Jo from her school she talk and talk non stop.
Then she suddenly said my friend (a boy) have a tail.
I said we human got no tail only animals got tail.
But she insist that he have a tail!!!
I said ok tell me where is his tail.
She point to her private part.
I nearly fall off my chair and i laugh like crazy.
What in the world that make her think that is a tail.
Now can anyone tell me how to explain this to a 2 1/2 year old?
I tell her that is a tool for male to pee pee and we female have different tool to pee pee.
Don't laugh. Don't laugh.
I really don't know how to explain to her. :(
This is really hilarious.
My daughter is 2 1/2 years old.
Before she sleep i usually ask her to say goodnight to her daddy and kiss goodnight.
But today it's really hilarious. Below is the conversation.
Mummy: Say goodnight to daddy
Jo: Goodnight daddy; I love you but i don't want to kiss u.
I laugh like crazy and she did too but her daddy pretend to be sad and turn away and she quickly go to her daddy and kiss him goodnight.